Never underestimate a Marylander’s dedication to old bay
LET ME TELL YOU A THING OK SO MY SCHOOL IS ON THE BOARDER OF MARYLAND AND PA OK AND ONE DAY ONE FUCKING DAY MY CAFETERIA RAN OUT OF OLD BAY AND ALL THE KIDS FROM MARYLAND LOST THEIR SHIT. THEY HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO DO AND YOU COULD TELL WHO WAS FROM MARYLAND AS THEY WALKED AWAY LOOKING LOST AND EMPTY AND HOLLOW FROM THE PLACE WHERE WE HAVE OUR SPICES. MARYLAND HAS TWO THINGS GUYS, CRABS AND OLD BAY AND THEY WORSHIP IT LIKE A FUCKING CULT
I go to school in vermont and I have an entire fucking can of old bay for popcorn purposes when we go to movies…
You still do not understand the integral function that Old Bay serves in Maryland’s society, though.
what the fuck i’ve never even heard of old bay
no guys we have CHIPS that are sold with old bay ALREADY ON IT theyre called crab chips and they taste like heaven on a chip
What the hell I’ve lived in Maryland my whole life and I have no idea what old bay is????
My family literally has three separate shakers of Old Bay in the house at any given time
Also our default mode of celebration is Crab Feast because fuck you we live in Maryland
asdfghjk Tom Hardy being a smitten fan.This is so freaking charming. Someone went to the Saving Mr. Banks premiere and heard him yelling out to brilliantlovelyperfectwonderful Emma Thompson (just named the year’s best film actress by the NBR):
The movie was really sweet. (I cried twice.) I saw Emma Thompson in the bathroom, and as she was trying to wash her hands, all the ladies were taking pictures for her. I felt horrible for her. Let her use the bathroom in peace, people. Jeeze… But she gave a great speech before the film, and I kind of adore her.
Tom Hardy was sitting behind me but I didn’t notice him until the end of the movie. He was waving at Emma Thompson and yelling, “You gave me goose pimples!” I turned to see Mr. Hotty himself. Swoon.